Yeah. That's hot.

Besides being extremely good-looking, Mr. Ulanov is also apparently very light on his feet. This is what happens when the season is gearing up and Ulie is left in the NHL's dust. I want to see "Dancing with the Hockey Stars." Come on Fox, do your stuff.

His legacy lives on!

Electronic Arts knows how to properly acknowledge talent. Thanks to Ryan H. for providing us with this picture. It's nice to know that some people are capable of playing hockey video games newer than the nineties. Viva NHL '95! Doesn't Igor look sexy?

Jani who?

Let's take a moment to remember the forgotten Oilers of last season. The ones who got traded mid season, the one lost when he was so foolishly put on waivers and the ones who the Oilers wouldn't re-sign. My favourite part is when Bergeron's tiny head explodes into Ulanov's massive one. Watch 'til the end of the video to see what the hell I'm talking about.

A Poetic Masterpiece:

Thanks to Sammy, poet extraordinaire, for sending us her poem about Igor Ulanov. She has agreed to let us share it with you, so here it is:

Uli does not play
No hits, no misses, no joy
My heart cries for him

When Uli hits you
You may meet the creator
Ask for forgiveness

Ulanov scored!
The goaltender had no chance.
The feast has begun.

Rem the Gem is sad.
A kind word from Ulanov
And the sun will rise.

Anyone else feeling their creative juices flowing?

In my heart, I know who won.

Ulanov was defeated yesterday by Ethan Moreau. At least he was taken down by a respectable opponent. The fan club accepts the ruling over at the Hot Oil Hot Off, but we still know that Igor Ulanov is clearly the most attractive individual to ever set foot in the NHL.

I figured out how to post videos.

This video brings tears to my eyes. There are count 'em two appearances by Ulanov in this video, which puts the video a whole two Ulanov appearances in front of the playoffs. Also, Ten Second Epic = good.

Ethan Moreau, prepare to get your ass handed to you!

Sunday will be a triumphant day for Igor Ulanov. I can feel it in my bones! Over at Hot Oil, the delightful Loxy has started the Ultimate Hot Off. Sunday is the day that former Oiler Igor Ulanov (included, I assume, because I'm a member of the blog) is pitted against the toothless wonder, Ethan Moreau. Yes, he might be good-looking after putting in his teeth, but he's no match for that sleek Russian treat. So, all you Ulanov fans out there - there are more than I could have ever imagined - mark it on your calendar!